Clair Huxtable shutting down men’s outdated opinions on female menstruation (◡‿◡✿)
Clair was always dropping truth bombs…
but why we still saying this stuff 30 years later?
Patriarchy is the answer.
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
crying because 50 shades of grey
HAPPY CROATOAN DAY!
Er…Croatoan Day? Croatoan Week? The time line given seems to give us from August 1st through August 7th.
I’m not sure WHY we’re celebrating the end of the world, but I’m not sure what else I expected from us.
Anyways, be glad, ecstatic, even! You have not been hit by the extremely contagious Croatoan Virus…or have you?
Stay safe and remember to hoard all that toilet paper! And if your down in the dumps and alone as hoards swarm around your home? Well, send me an ask and I’ll make you a ficlet!
I hope you have a spectacular morning, day, afternoon, or night, wherever you may be, and again, Happy Croatoan Day!